The Secretaries


Upcoming Performances

Fri, Nov 3rd - 7:30pm

Sat, Nov 4th - 7:30pm

Thu, Nov 9th - 7:30pm

Fri, Nov 10th - 7:30pm

Sat, Nov 11th - 7:30pm

Sun, Nov 12th - 2:00pm

Thu, Nov 16th - 7:30pm

Fri, Nov 17th - 7:30pm

Sat, Nov 18th - 2:00pm

The Secretaries

Written by Lisa Kron, Babs Davy, Dominique Dibbell, Peg Healey, Maureen Angelo
Directed by Beck Keller

Patty is thrilled to join the secretarial pool at the Cooney Lumber Mill, but she soon begins to feel that all is not right—the enforced diet of Slim-Fast shakes, the strange clicking language between the girls, the monthly disappearance of a lumberjack. By the time Patty discovers murder is part of these office killers’ skill set, it’s too late to turn back! In the guise of satiric exploitation-horror, The Secretaries takes an unflinching look at the warping cultural expectations of femininity.

​”The Secretaries is a sustained, amusing look at the fine line between aggression and assertiveness.”
— The New Yorker

​Performance Venue: Evjue Stage, Bartell Community Theatre
General Seating
Run Time: 105 minutes
Recommended Ages: 14+

StageQ Sliding Scale Ticket Prices: Choose the price that is right for you!

Accessible Level: $15
Suggested Level: $20
Superstar Level: $30
Legend Level: $45*

*All Legend Level patrons will be automatically added to the Friends of StageQ roster for this current season and receive all the benefits of at the Friend level.

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